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ALMOST SAW HER BOTTOM: 8,411.54 video-hours of solitude  (c) Jack Campin 2003
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                            [written in 1995]

I fish things out of skips (an activity there's a snappy phrase for in
American English - "dumpster diving" - but none in Scots or English that
I know of).  This week I found a flat being cleared a few hundred yards
from where I live, in a not-very-fashionable bit of Edinburgh's New Town.
It's been something of a lolly scramble with the neighbours, but I've
grabbed enough stuff to build up an astonishing picture of an utterly
alien mode of life, one of the loneliest existences I've ever heard of.
The occupant was a transport video addict.  I'm going to call him Colin
Flett and change other names and identifying data, such as the names,
organizational units and locations of companies; otherwise the texts are
as he wrote them, spelling and all.

To start with, the material archaeology.  He was a bank clerk, as witnessed
by a load of near-new white shirts (size 14-1/2, i.e. well below average
size) with the bank's name on the label, and internal evidence from his
diary.  He started work at a bank branch nearby but was shifted to one in
a dismal shopping mall on the edge of town when it closed.  There are no
clues to his age, except that he must have started working for the bank before
1980.  He mostly lived off Chinese or Indian takeaways; there are a couple of
sackfuls of foil boxes.  Also some tins of potatoes, and a can of Bournvita.
There's a small assortment of not very practical cooking utensils that look
hardly used.  He used candy-striped sheets and smoked (I only saw ash, so I
have no idea what brand).  Basic possessions almost anyone might share: TV,
CD/4-band radio/cassette ghetto-blaster with the tape broken, radio-cassette
ghetto-blaster, stack-system stereo tuner (presumably with other bits of the
stereo too, though all I saw of this was the boxes it came in), an Atari 800
computer with a few games, binoculars, a cheap slide projector, some cheap
furniture, a Scalextric racing car set.  About 1000 unused council rubbish
bags in a design of a few years back... someone who generated far below his
official allocation of garbage.  Assorted unmatched crockery; some seems to
have been nicked from a restaurant.  Drinking glasses in repellent designs
from the 1960s.  No alcohol containers.  He started keeping tropical fish
early in 1987 and there were a few aquarium odds and ends.

From figures implicit in his diary it seems he was being paid a bit under 400
pounds per month at the beginning of 1987.

Now to the obsessions... almost everything else in the skip related to
either (1) steam trains, (2) trams, (3) steamships, or (4) pop music from
the 1960s.  He had 8 mugs with pictures of the paddle steamer _Waverley_
on them, and 3 Waverley coasters.  Only one of his mugs had stains in it
(clearly his favourite); that had a picture of a steam locomotive.  His
empty matchboxes all commemorated steam trains.  His tea towel had a picture
of the A4 locomotive Sir Nigel Gresley, built in Doncaster in 1937.  He had
an 00-gauge train set with 8 locos and a shoeboxful of carriages, but no
trackside stuff (like stations, cows, or trees) at all; none of the train
motors worked properly.  Most of his books (apart from a few humorous things
like "Whisky Galore" and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", and some fat
thrillers) were about trains; railway histories, two editions of the British
Rail timetable, a reprint of the 1922 pre-unification Bradshaw rail
timetable.  Dozens of steam and tram magazines from the late 80s and early
90s.  Several issues of the PS Waverley's newsletter.  A bunch of calendars
with pictures of trains on them (but the calendar for 1995 was the Royal Air
Force Museum's one - planes were a minor interest).  A shopping list holder
from the National Tramway Museum in Crich.  A leather bookmark with a
picture of the steamboat _Duchess of Hamilton_ in Campbeltown harbour. About
500 colour slides (a few professionally taken, but most apparently by Colin
himself) of the PS Waverley and related scenes (like a ferry terminal car
park).  Timetables from restored steam lines all over the UK.  A letter from
a B&B proprietor in Crich about his proposed cottage holiday in 1991
(evidently to visit the Tramway Museum).  A video _Railscene Railtours,
Volume Seven: Main Line Steam 1989_.  A chequebook, with the following
entries on the stubs:

	14-4-93: PMP TRAM VIDEO 16.00
	22-3-93: FINANCE CLYDESDALE MONTHLY PAYMENT [at a guess, for his video
	         cassette player] 11.50
	20-4-93: RADIO RENTALS TV [so the TV in the skip was rented] 3.50
	22-4-93: FINANCE CLYDESDALE MTH PAYMENT 11.50
	 1-5-93: BCA CD 8.99
	24-5-93: CLYDESDALE PAYMENT 11.50
	25-5-93: RADIO RENTAL TV 3.50
	27-5-93: SELF CASH 40.00
	 1-6-93: CITY ROOFING, ROOF 21.73
	 8-6-93: SELF CASH 14.00
	10-6-93: SELF HOLIDAY CASH 120.00
	16-6-93: RADIO RENT TV 3.50
	16-6-93: SELF HOLIDAY CASH 180.00
	26-6-93: COTTAGE HOLIDAY 50.00
	28-6-93: CLYDESDALE PAYMENT 11.50
	19-7-93: RADIO RENTAL TV 3.50
	23-8-93: PAYMENT CLYDESDALE 11.50
	10-9-93: SELF CASH 10.00
	14-9-93: SELF CASH 50.00
	18-9-93: CM LIDDEL STEAMER VIDEO 19.50
	20-9-93: RADIO RENT TV 3.50
	23-9-93: CLYDESDALE PAYMENT 11.50

The Tramway Museum shopping list pad has only the following entry:

   TESTING TUESDAY 15TH SEPT [1992, I presume]
   10OZ COFFEE 4.19
   WASHING POWDER 0.91
   WOOTLE UP MA UR' [no, I don't know what that means either]

His flat was for sale: I went to look at it as a potential purchaser.  It
seemed not to have been fully redecorated since the 1940s.  There were
huge cracks through the walls, probably decades old, which had not been
plastered or papered over.  One room had children's cartoon figures painted
on the wall; since Colin didn't have any children he must have left this
from the previous occupants.  His kitchen equipment was from the 1940s,
including a space-saving dresser which must have been a special offer from
Good Housekeeping magazine, with printed shopping list and menu suggestions
on the backs of the doors.  This dresser contained even more PS Waverley
mugs and glasses with locomotive motifs.  There was a poster of the Waverley
pinned to the wall and a small aneroid barometer, souvenir of the Tramway
Museum in Crich, in the hallway.  The estate agent said Colin had come down
with a muscle wasting disease and was now in a nursing home.

There are two kinds of document on Colin's social and inner life.  One is a
handful of printouts, all dating from the first half of 1984, done with a
plotter device in upper case on 4.5 inch wide strips of paper: I guess this
was the printer for the Atari.  The other is a set of diaries from 1987 to
1993 with 1990 and 1991 missing: these are A4 hardcover, a day to a page,
written in clear drop cap lettering in blue ballpoint - this was also what
he used for the chequebook and shopping list, though he could write legibly
in longhand.

The printer strips are in four categories - here's one:

	          COMPUTER GAME PLAYS
	     FROM 01/01/84 TO 02/03/84
	BATTLE OF SHILOH              1
	NORTH ATLANTIC CONVOY RAIDER  0
	STAR RAIDERS                  0
	POLE POSITION                 24
	EASTERN FRONT                 10
	CRUSH CRUMBLE AND CHOMP       0
	ZAXXON                        7
	VOODOO CASTLE                 0
	BLUE MAX                      7
	FINAL FLIGHT                  15
	CHOPLIFTER                    4
	APPLE PANIC                   0
	SEAFOX                        3
	CHESS                         0
	UP UP & AWAY                  1
	STAR SENTRY                   0
	JUMBO JET PILOT               0
	ORC ATTACK                    8
	COMPUTER WAR                  3
	SUBMARINE COMMANDER           0
	PERSEUS AND ANDROMEDA         0
	FIGHTER PILOT                 0
	LONE RAIDER                   9
	ATARIWRITER                   1
	TOTAL GAMES PLAYED            93

Then there's the database of who he's lent his videos to:

	VIDEO TAPES LENT AS AT 25/05/84
	CASSETTE TITLE           LENT TO DAYS
	LIFE OF BRIAN               LINDA  13
	VACATION                    LINDA  13
	SUPERMAN III                LINDA  13
	CLIFF RICHARD & THE SHADOWS LINDA  13
	BLADERUNNER                 LINDA  13
	ANIMAL HOUSE                NORA  6
	JAWS 2                      NORA  6
	READY STEADY GO VOLUME 1    NORA  6
	THE THING                   NORA  6

The days-out field starts appearing after he's lent a lot of videos to Nora.
Later slips show she's pretty bad about returning them.  The largest category
of these slips is the listing of which videos he's watched and how many times
each; this accumulates over the six-month period.  They're all routine middle-
of-the-road films.  The fourth category prefigures what's to come:

	  VIDEO TAPE PLAYS
	    OFF AIR PART 2
	01/01/84 TO 01/06/84
	THE GREAT LINERS PART 1     2
	THE GREAT LINERS PART 2     4
	THE GREAT LINERS PART 1     2
	TOM SOPWITH - AVIATOR       1
	THE SOUND BARRIER           1
	THE SIXTIES                 1
	TOTAL PLAYS                 11

Some time between 1984 and 1987 he abandons the computer for the hardcover
diaries; the likely explanation is that the complexity of the information
he wants to record is beyond his abilities as a database programmer.  Let's
pick this up while he's on holiday, just before he goes away, on Thursday
June 25th 1987:

	WATCHED  TAKE A RED TRAM              20MINS
	WATCHED  SCOTTISH TRAMS               20MINS
	WATCHED  A TOAST TO THE TRAMS         30MINS
	WATCHED  TRAM TOWNS                   30MINS
	WATCHED  THE BRIDGE AT REMAGEN        95MINS
	WATCHED  PRESERVATION&PROGRESS        75MINS
	WATCHED  OH WHAT A LOVELY WAR        150MINS
	WATCHED  TRAMS AROUND BRITAIN         60MINS
	WATCHED  NIGHT BOMBERS                60MINS
	WATCHED  THE WORLD AT WAR             60MINS
	WATCHED  TRAMS AT CRICH               53MINS
	WATCHED  DOON THE WATTER              20MINS
	WATCHED  WAVERLEY SHORT               15MINS
	WATCHED  TAKE A RED TRAM              10MINS
	
	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED   698MINS.      11.63HOURS
	
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME SINCE HEADS CLEANED 11.63HOURS
	
And Friday 26 June:
	
	WATCHED  TAKE A RED TRAM              20MINS
	WATCHED  SCOTTISH TRAMS               20MINS
	WATCHED  A TOAST TO THE TRAMS         30MINS
	WATCHED  TRAM TOWNS                   30MINS
	WATCHED  TORA TORA TORA              138MINS
	WATCHED  PRESERVATION&PROGRESS        75MINS
	WATCHED  GOLDEN OLDIE PICTURE SHOW    50MINS
	WATCHED  TRAMS AROUND BRITAIN         60MINS
	WATCHED  TRAMS AT CRICH               53MINS
	WATCHED  WAVERLEY SHORT               15MINS
	WATCHED  TAKE A RED TRAM              10MINS
	
	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED   501MINS.       8.35HOURS
	
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME SINCE HEADS CLEANED 19.98HOURS

Like every Friday in the diaries, this day has a weekly cumulative report
on his video activity, from a starting date well before the beginning of
the year.  The first column is what he's recorded, the second what he's
played:
	                                PLAY
	SCI FI FILMS    18.83           191.49
	WAR FILMS       32.64           337.92
	HORROR FILMS    12.80            57.91
	MUSICAL FILMS   14.16           249.77
	DRAMA FILMS     14.67           108.05
	OTHER FILMS     11.40            56.06
	WAR PROGS        8.83           239.43
	PLANE PROGS      7.23           100.81
	WAVERLEY PROGS   3.33           144.94
	MUSIC PROGS     26.84           356.78
	RAIL PROGS      21.01          1090.98
	OTHER PROGS     92.05           268.30
	TRAM PROGS       2.66           488.70
	TOTAL          266.66          3691.14
	
	DISC
	SCI FI FILMS   145.03
	WAR FILMS        6.73
	HORROR FILMS    16.91
	MUSICAL FILMS   49.95
	OTHER FILMS     31.15
	DRAMA FILMS     58.84
	WAR PROGS       20.16
	PLANE PROGS     10.02
	SEA PROGS       18.39
	MUSIC PROGS     78.19
	RAIL PROGS      28.30
	OTHER PROGS      3.76
	TOTAL.         467.43

As in most years, he goes to Crich for his holidays; the only other holidays
or days out are to visit the Strathspey Railway and the Bo'ness and Kinneil
Railway, both preserved steam lines. 1987 is the only year in which he writes
about what he does there.  Here's  his account of Saturday June 27th:

	LEFT EDINBURGH AT 7.14AM AND ARRIVED AT SANDY LANE CRICH AT 4-00PM
	BOUGHT FOOD AT CRICH FOOD MARKET AT 4-30PM ARRIVED AT THE NATIONAL
	TRAMWAY MUSEUM AT 5-00PM WHERE I HAD 2 TRIPS ON GLASGOW TRAM No 812 .
	BOOKS BOUGHT WERE DERBY TRAM&BUSES AND HUDDERSFIELD CORPORATION
	TRAMWAYS  GROCERY BOUGHT WAS 1 LEEDS TRAM MUG & 1 SHEFFIELD TRAM MUG
	SOUVENIRS BOUGHT WERE 5 POST CARDS AND 3 PENS I LEFT THE MUSEUM AT
	6-30 AFTER RIDING ON THE LAST TRAM WHICH WAS GLASGOW 812 THE OTHER
	TRAM OUT WAS JOHANNESBURG 60

Uniquely in his output, the entry for Sunday June 28 is in joined-up mixed-
case writing:

	YORKSHIRE TRANSPORT DAY AT CRICH
	
	Arrived at the museum at 11-00 am for Yorkshire Transport Day I had 3
	Trips on Sheffield 510 and Blackpool 40 and 2 Trips on Leeds 180, the
	other trams operating today were Paisley 68, Blackpool 166 and Leeds
	602 on its 1st day in service for many years.  The Lord Mayor of Leeds
	was present to dedicate Leeds 602's return to service.

He returns from Crich on Saturday July 4; the period is blank except for an
entry on June 30th:

	TOTAL VIDEO TIME MONTH 169.98
	RAIL PROG PERCENT      0.52           RAIL PROGS MONTH   0.91
	TRAM PROG PERCENT     48.73          TRAM PROGS MONTHS  82.70
	WAVERLEY PROG PERCENT   6.82      WAVERLEY PROGS MONTH  11.53
	TRANSPORT PROG PERCENT 56.09     TRANSPORT PROGS MONTH  95.19

Then on Sunday July 5 we get a report on how he spent his holidays and back
to the usual daily report:

	TOTAL VIDEO TIME HOLIDAY 80.27 HOURS
	RAIL PROG PERCENT       0.00        RAIL PROGS HOLIDAY   0.00
	TRAM PROG PERCENT      47.01        TRAM PROGS HOLIDAY  37.74    
	WAVERLEY PROG PERCENT   4.98    WAVERLEY PROGS HOLIDAY   4.00
	TRANSPORT PROG PERCENT 51.99    TRANSPORT PROGS HOLIDAY 41.74
	
	WATCHED  TAKE A RED TRAM                                 20MINS
	WATCHED  SCOTTISH TRAMS                                  20MINS
	WATCHED  A TOAST TO THE TRAMS                            30MINS
	WATCHED  TRAM TOWNS                                      30MINS
	WATCHED  THE HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY PARTS1TO6 185MINS
	WATCHED  PRESERVATION&PROGRESS                           75MINS
	WATCHED  TRAMS AROUND BRITAIN                            60MINS
	WATCHED  THE WORLD AT WAR PART 22 JAPAN                  60MINS
	WATCHED  WAVERLEY SHORT                                  15MINS
	WATCHED  TAKE A RED TRAM                                 10MINS
	
	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED   505MINS.       8.41HOURS
	
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME SINCE HEADS CLEANED 28.39HOURS

He seems to have a camcorder, since some of the videos he watches are
identified as being from Crich on dates when he's been there.

For ordinary working weeks, his routine involves about 4 hours viewing
from Monday to Thursday, 9 hours on Friday and 10-13 hours on Saturday
and Sunday.  Every video he watches is itemized for the whole five years.

There are some changes with the years: trams predominate in 1987, but
trains catch up from late in 1988 through into 1989.  He watches at least
one of "Take a Red Tram", "Scottish Trams", "Tram Towns", "A Toast to the
Trams", "Trams Around Britain", and "Preservation and Progress" almost
every night for the whole five years I have diaries for; usually more
than one.  (I didn't know videotapes lasted that well).  Later on he gets
more interested in recorded music, in particular Kylie Minogue and stuff
from 1968 and 1969.  Towards the end of the last diary (1993) his writing
is deteriorating somewhat; the only references to illness are mentions of
being hospitalized for asthma in 1987, off work for nearly two weeks with
dental procedures in 1988, a few days with flu, and use of topical steroids,
so there's no way to tell what's behind this.  Here's one of the last
entries, for October 28 1993:

	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED MONTH 63.04
	
	PERCENT 36-89   TOTAL RAIL PROGS MONTH    42.70
	PERCENT 29.29   TOTAL TRAM PRGS MONTH     51.63
	PERCENT  3.54   TOTAL STEAMER PROGS MONTH  2.40
	PERCENT  2.36   TOTAL PLANE PROGS MONTH   15.91
	PERCENT 72.04   TOTAL 
	
	TOTAL COMPACT DISC TIME  2.36        TOTAL RAIL PROGS MONTH 33
	TOTAL MUSIC TAPE TIME 0.50           TOTAL TRAM PROGS MONTH 29
	TOTAL RECORD TIME                 TOTAL STEAMER PROGS MONTH  1
	TOTAL 1968&1969 MUSIC TIME 0.50     TOTAL PLANE PROGS MONTH  6
	TOTAL 1968&1969 MUSIC PLAYS 1     TOTAL COMPACT DISCS MONTH  2
	TOTAL  M H MUSIC TIME               TOTAL MUSIC TAPES MONTH  1
	TOTAL  M H MUSIC PLAYS                  TOTAL RECORDS MONTH
	
	WATCHED   SCOTTISH TRAMS                   20MINS
	WATCHED   BIRMINGHAMS TRAMS &BUSES         60MINS
	WATCHED   MAKING TRACKS PART 1             25MINS
	WATCHED   CRICH 21ST & 22ND JUNE 1993      60MINS
	
	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED 165MINS         2.75 HOURS
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME SINCE HEADS CLEANED   1536.14 HOURS

We get annual reports as well as weekly and monthly ones: for 1988 we get

	TOTAL VIDEO DISC TIME YEAR                  552.96   479.
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME YEAR                      1746.19
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME YEAR   C7                  432.36
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME YEAR   VTC 5000              0.00
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME YEAR   FISHER FVH-P5100   1313.83
	TOTAL RAIL PROG TIME YEAR                   246.59
	TOTAL TRAM PROG TIME YEAR                   732.15
	TOTAL WAVERLEY PROG TIME YEAR                34.58
	TOTAL TRANSPORT PROG TIME YEAR             1013.32
	
	TOTAL RAIL PROG PERCENTAGE                   14.12
	TOTAL TRAM PROG PERCENTAGE                   41.92
	TOTAL WAVERLEY PROG PERCENTAGE                1.98
	TOTAL TRANSPORT PROG PERCENTAGE              58.03

	TOTAL RAIL PROG TIME 1/2 YEAR                     6.41
	TOTAL TRAM PROG TIME 1/2 YEAR                   410.04
	TOTAL WAVERLEY PROG TIME 1/2 YEAR                15.83
	TOTAL TRANSPORT PROG TIME 1/2 YEAR              432.28
	
	TOTAL RAIL PROG PERCENTAGE 1/2 YEAR               0.85
	TOTAL TRAM PROG PERCENTAGE 1/2 YEAR              54.79
	TOTAL WAVERLEY PROG PERCENTAGE 1/2 YEAR           2.11
	TOTAL TRANSPORT PROG PERCENTAGE 1/2 YEAR         57.76

	TOTAL VIDEO VIEWING YEAR                   2299.15
	
	TOTAL VIDEO PERCENTAGE YEAR PER YEAR         75.94
	TOTAL DISC PERCENTAGE PER YEAR.              24.06
	
	TOTAL VIDEO DISCS WATCHED YEAR.             319
	TOTAL RAIL PROGS WATCHED YEAR.              380
	TOTAL TRAM PROGS WATCHED YEAR.             1091
	TOTAL WAVERLEY PROGS WATCHED YEAR.           91
	TOTAL TOTAL PROGS WATCHED YEAR             1881
	
	AVERAGE OF VIDEO VIEWING PER DAY              6.28

Following one film for a while: on Thursday June 23 1988 there is a note:

	RECORD THE ELEPHANT WILL NEVER FORGET CHANNEL 4 6-45PM TO 7-00PM

and he doesn't forget it...  before the end of the year he watches it 44
times, sometimes twice in a night.  He's still watching it regularly in
1993.

The daily entries stop on November 5 1993, though there is a yearly
summary for that year at the back of the diary.  In 1993 he briefly
tries pornography.  The entry for February 15:

	WATCHED STEAMING PASSIONS     60MINS
	WATCHED SINS OF THE FLESH     30MINS
	
	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED 90MINS 1.50 HOURS
	
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME SINCE HEADS CLEANED 566.26 HOURS
	
	COMPACT DISCS AND TAPES
	
	LISTENED TO - FAVOURITE SINGLES 1968-1969 VOL 3   75MINS
	LISTENED TO - THE GREATEST HITS OF 1968           65MINS

He soon loses interest in the genre; there are a few more of these, then
it's back to trams.  His favourite singer by far of this last year is
Mary Hopkin, though surprisingly he also listens to Oasis a few times.

The diary doesn't just record his viewing; there are sporadic notes on his
finances and utility bills, and rarely other domestic details, like this for
Monday May 25 1987:

	STARTED USING 8OZ JAR COFFEE

He occasionally tries to get systematic about his gas and electricity usage,
as on May 20 1988:

	TOTAL TRAM PROGS 1160.79HOURS
	GAS USED 13.2 FT^3  BILL 13.78

May 21 1988:

	GAS USED 13.5FT^3  BILL 13.90
	ELEC METER READING 57421  USED, DINNA KEN

May 22 1988:

	GAS USED 15.1FT^3  BILL 14.50
	ELEC METER READING 57432   USED 11

He continues with these daily figures every day until July 4, by which
time he's used 27.6 cubic feet at a cost of 19.22; then he stops for a
while, occasionally making similar notes for short periods in subsequent
years.  It seems as if he's trying to estimate the cost of running the
central heating system he got installed in spring 1988; it occasionally
malfunctions.

Saturday November 21 1987:

	ROYAL INSURANCE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT IN TRAINS TIN

There are scattered short entries about his equipment and purchases of
transport paraphernalia.  Friday October 9 1987:

	SENT FOR LNWR RECALLED AND DINNER IN THE DINER BOOKS

Monday October 12 1987:

	SENT FOR STEAM VIDEO VOLUMES 5 & 6.

Thursday October 15 1987:

	STARTED USING SANYO VIDEO MACHINE

Monday February 29 1988:

	BOUGHT FISHER FVH-P5100

Monday December 14 1987:

	HR115 - MAROON \
	HR109 - BROWN  /  PAINT

In particular his usage of souvenir pens and pencils.  Saturday October 3
1987:

	STARTED USING SIR NIGEL GRESLEY PEN AT HOME

Monday October 5 1987:

	STARTED USING SIR NIGEL GRESLEY PEN IN OFFICE

Friday November 13 1987:

	STARTED USING NEW SIR NIGEL GRESLEY PEN IN OFFICE

Monday November 30 1987:

	STARTED USING SHEFFIELD TRAM PEN IN OFFICE

Wednesday December 30 1987:

	SAME IN OFFICE AS AT 20-11-87  105MM
	AMOUNT OF SIR NIGEL GRESLY PENCIL AVAILABLE AS AT 29-11-87   95MM

February 18 1988:

	STARTED USING LAST SHEFFIELD TRAM PEN IN OFFICE

Early on there are some unintelligibly wacky notes.  April 23 1987:

	EEKT EEKT

Sunday July 19 1987:

	WOOTLE TICKY UR'

Sunday July 26 1987:

	TICKY TICKY WOOTLE OOH!

Sunday September 13 1987:

	VROOM VROOM A TICKY WAH

Wednesday December 2 1987:

	PYOINK WOO ARGLE
	PYOINK WOO ARGLE

The addresses in his diary are all of his family, with two exceptions.  His
two brothers (in other parts of the UK) come to visit sometimes.  Otherwise
there are only two people he records any social interaction with: Nora (who
could well be another relative though her surname's different) and Carol
Shields, who works in his office.  Here's everything he says about Nora:

Sunday May 10 1987:

	AT NORA'S FOR 1 1/2 HOURS  BORROWED 5.00

No video viewing on Thursday March 3 1988:

	NORA'S 5-30PM.
	AT NORA'S FOR 5 1/2 HOURS.

Wednesday March 9 1988, when he only watched 53 minutes of tram video:

	AT NORA'S FOR 3 3/4 HOURS

Monday March 14 1988:

	PHONE NORA AFTER 6PM.

Tuesday March 15 1988:

	NORA'S 7PM.
	LAST SHEFFIELD TRAM PEN RAN OUT
	AT NORA'S FOR 2 1/2 HOURS.

Wednesday March 16 1988:

	STARTED USING OLD TYPE SHEFFIELD PEN IN OFFICE .

Tuesday October 4 1988:

	HAIR CUT NORA'S 5-30PM TAKE A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH TAPE.ALSO
	SIXTIES MIX TAPES .
	AT NORA'S FOR 3 1/2 HOURS.

Tuesday January 31 1989:

	PHONE NORA

Monday August 28 1989:

	HAIR CUT AT NORA'S 7-00PM.

Then Nora disappears from the diary for good.

He can't always have been like this.  His possessions included a map of New
Orleans, a guide for British visitors to Florida, guidebooks for Moscow
and Alma-Ata from 1981, and enamel badges for Tashkent and commemorating
a Soviet anniversary 1922-1982.  So he visited both the American South and
the Soviet Union before the trams took over.  The train set also seems to
have dropped out of his life by 1987; it's never mentioned in the diary.

And Colin could even fall in love.  April 7 1987:

	CAROL SHIELDS'S BIRTHDAY

He didn't watch any video on February 19 1988:

	OFFICE NIGHT OUT AT FINSBURY PARK
	SPENT 2 HOURS WITH CAROL SHIELDS IN WIMPEY BAR IN PRINCES STREET

This sets a pattern, his spelling is consistently worse when writing about
Carol.

Friday April 22 1988:

	KOMATSU ERROR DISCOVERED IN OFFICE 26,000 CLAIM IN INTEREST CAROL
	SHIELDS HELD RESPONSIBLE.

Monday July 4 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS TRANSFERRED TO MURRAY INTERNATIONAL METALS FROM KOMATSU.

Monday July 11 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS ACTUALLY TRANSFERRED TO BRITISH AIRWAYS GROUP AS
	SUPERVISOR.
	CAROL SHIELDS RECEIVED NOTICE OF HER TRANSFER TO WESTERN DIVISION AS A
	RESULT OF HER BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR HER GROUP LOSING THE BANK THE
	SUM OF 26,000 AS THE RESULT OF AN ERROR WITH MAIL

Wednesday July 20 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS'S STOMACH ULCER STARTED BLEEDING

Saturday July 30 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS GOES ON HOLIDAY FOR 2 WEEKS. 1 WEEK TO HAGGERSTON NEAR
	BERWICK-ON-TWEED.

Saturday August 6 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS RETURNS FROM HAGGERSTON.

Monday August 15 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS RETURNED TO WORK AS SUPERVISOR OF MURRAY INTERNATIONAL
	METALS GROUP.

Wednesday September 7 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS GOES BACK AS SUPERVISOR OF KOMATSU GROUP TODAY AS THE
	NEW SUPERVISOR IS AT COLLEGE

Tuesday September 20 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS GOT THE DATE OF HER TRANSFER TO WESTERN DIVISION.

Thursday October 20 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS IS NO LONGER SUPERVISOR OF KOMATSU AS THE SUPERVISOR
	IS BACK FROM COLLEGE.

Friday October 21 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS LEAVES INVESTMENTS DIVISION
	
	CAROL'S NIGHT OUT AT THE MERLIN.
	I GOT A LIFT BACK FROM CAROL AND DON. CAROL KISSED ME TWICE AT THE END
	OF THE EVENING. A GROUP OF 9 PEOPLE INCLUDING ME. PAID 3.70 AND GAVE
	HER SOME UNDERWEAR AND A BRACELET. THE OFFICE COLLECTION RAISED 32.70
	AN UTTER DISGRACE CONSIDERING THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE AND
	THE FACT THAT A SIMILAR COLLECTION FOR ME RAISED 25.00 WHEN I WENT INTO
	HOSPITAL IN 1986 AND I WAS NOT EVEN ILL. CAROL WILL BE AT THE HEAD
	OFFICE PARTY ON 16TH DECEMBER BUT UNTIL THEN I WILL HAVE TO GET USED TO
	NEVER SEEING CAROL AGAIN

Monday October 24 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS TRANSFERRED TO WESTERN DIVISION ATM CARD DEPARTMENT
	AT FIRST SHE WORKS 3 DAYS PER WEEK AT GORGIE ROAD AND 2 DAYS AT
	CAMERON TOLL

Tuesday November 22 1988:

	PHONE CAROL ABOUT COPY OF E.T.

Thursday November 24 1988:

	PHONE CAROL ABOUT COPY OF E.T.

Monday December 5 1988:

	SPENT 40 MINUTES ON THE PHONE TO CAROL SHIELDS.
	I ALSO GOT A NOTE OF CAROL'S HOME ADDRESS.

Friday December 16 1988:

	CAROL SHIELDS COMES TO HEAD OFFICE PARTY
	
	THE HEAD OFFICE XMAS PARTY TOOK PLACE TONIGHT  CAROL SHIELDS ATTENDED
	THE PARTY AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEEN HER FOR EIGHT WEEKS.
	SHE APPEARED TO BE SUFFERING FROM SLIGHT DEPRESSION AND WAS DEFINATELY
	SUFFERING FROM SINUSITIS  CAROL HAD A VERY DEFINITE DOWN ON DEREK
	BERTINI REFERRING TO HIM AS DISGUSTING AND EVIL.  I HAD 6 DANCES WITH
	CAROL AND SHE SAT ON THE SAME SEAT AS ME FOR MOST OF THE EVENING.  WHEN
	I LEFT THE PARTY AT 11-30 IN THE EVENING I AGAIN GOT A LIFT HOME FROM
	CAROL & DON.

Saturday December 17 1988:

	AT YESTERDAYS OFFICE PARTY CAROL SHIELDS WORE A SHORT MINI-SKIRT THE
	FIRST TIME I HAD SEEN HER DOING SO.IT PROVED THAT SHE HAS VERY NICE LEGS.
	OVER THE YEAR CAROL'S SKIRTS HAVE GOT SHORTER AND SHORTER GOING FROM CALF
	LENTH SKIRTS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR TO KNEE LENGHT SKIRTS IN THE
	SUMMER AND CULMINATING IN LAST NIGHTS MINI-SKIRT WHICH WAS AT LEAST 5 OR
	6 INCHES ABOVE HER KNEES  SHE ASLO APPEARED THIS SUMMER WITH BARE LEGS
	THE ONLY TIME I HAVE SEEN CAROL DO SO IN HER 8 1/2 YEARS IN THIS OFFICE.
	SHE ALSO APPEARED ON MANY OCCASSIONS IN AN OPEN NECKED BLOUSE SHOWING OFF
	HER FRECKLED CHEST.  CAROL ALSO ON MANY DAYS WORE A SLEEVLESS TOP SHOWING
	OFF HER SHAVED ARMPITS. 

Monday March 13 1989:

	CAROL PHONED FOR 1 HOUR GIVING ME DETAILS OF HER SPELL IN HOSPITAL

Thursday March 16 1989:

	CAROL SHIELDS HAD HER OPERATION TODAY

Monday March 20 1989: 
	   
	VISITED CAROL SHIELDS IN HOSPITAL FOR 2 1/2 HOURS TODAY. SHE SEEMED
	TO BE ALMOST PERMANENTLY IN PAIN AND EXTREME DISCOMFORT SHIFTING
	THIS WAY THEN THAT IN AN ATEMPT TO FIND A WAY OF SITTING WITHOUT PAIN.
	CAROL WAS ALSO, BECAUSE OF THE PAIN AND DISCOMFORT SHE WAS SUFFERING,
	FEELING VERY SORRY FOR HERSELF.

He reacts to this by watching even more video for the next few days:
	
	WATCHED  STEAM VIEW VOLUME 9                       55MINS
	WATCHED  ET THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL                 110MINS
	WATCHED  STEAM VIEW VOLUME 6                       55MINS
	WATCHED  CONQUEST PART 2                           60MINS
	WATCHED  CLIFF RICHARD AND THE SHADOWS - TOGETHER  78MINS
	WATCHED  STEAM VIEW VOLUME 2                       55MINS
	
	TOTAL VIDEOS WATCHED BETA 0MINS 0HOURS VHS 413MINS  6.88HOURS
	
	TOTAL VIDEO TIME SINCE HEADS CLEANED BETA 10.65HOURS VHS 52.07HOURS
		
	TOTAL VIDEO VIEWING 413MINS   6.88HOURS

He watches 10.36 hours on Tuesday, 10.35 hours on Wednesday, and 8.88 hours
on Friday (compared with his yearly average for 1989 of 5.81 hours, and his
average for a working day of around 4 hours).  His holiday begins on Friday
and he watches 10-12 hours a day through it, his usual pattern.

Wednesday March 22 1989:

	CAROL SHIELDS MAY GET OUT OF HOSPITAL TODAY (ALTHOUGH SHE DOES NOT
	WANT TO)

Saturday March 25 1989:

	CAROL SHIELDS ACTUALLY GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL TODAY AFTER A SLIGHT RELAPSE
	IN HER RECOVERY

Wednesday April 12 1989:

	PHONED CAROL ABOUT LUNCH APPOINTMENT FOR 34MINS

Thursday April 13 1989:

	PHONE CAROL ABOUT LUNCH DATE

Saturday April 15 1989:

	CAROL SHIELDS PHONED FOR 40MINS ABOUT LUNCH APPOINTMENT ON TUESDAY.

Tuesday April 18 1989:

	LENT THE TWILIGHT ZONE TO CAROL.
	
	WENT TO CRAWFORDS IN PRINCES STREET FOR LUNCH WITH CAROL SHIELDS
	AFTERWARDS SHE CAME BACK TO MY FLAT FOR A CUP OF COFFEE  WE MET
	AT 11.30AM AND SHE LEFT 2.52PM

Thursday April 27 1989:

	PHONED CAROL SHIELDS FOR 30MINS ABOUT PROFIT SHARING AND POSSIBLE LUNCH
	DATE ON MAY 22ND.

Sunday May 21 1989:

	CAROL SHIELDS PHONED FOR 25MINS ABOUT LUNCH DATE

Monday May 22 1989:

	CAROL PHONED TO CALL OFF LUNCH DATE
	
	MEET CAROL SHIELDS OUTSIDE QUEEN STREET BRANCH AT 11.30AM (CALLED OFF)

Monday May 29 1989:

	MEET CAROL SHIELDS OUTSIDE QUEEN STREET BRANCH 11.30AM  WE WENT TO AN
	ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND REMAINED THERE UNTILL 2.00PM WHEN CAROL GOT A
	BUS FOR A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT SINCE SHE HAD STRAINED A MUSCLE AGAIN.

Wednesday June 14 1989:

	CAROL SHIELDS PHONED FOR ABOUT 35MINS

Thursday June 15 1989:

	PROFIT SHARING 6.61%

At this period he's ordering phenomenal quantities of tram videos and
paraphernalia.  Monday July 3 1989:

	PHONED CAROL FOR 35MINS.

Friday July 7 1989:

	PHONED CAROL FOR ABOUT 15MINS

Thursday October 5 1989:

	PHONED CAROL SHIELDS FOR ABOUT 80MINS

Friday October 13 1989:

	PHONED CAROL SHIELDS FOR 85MINS

Wednesday October 18 1989:

	MEET CAROL SHIELDS OUTSIDE QUEEN STREET BRANCH AT 12.00 NOON
	
	I MET CAROL SHIELDS ON THE CORNER OF DUBLIN STREET AT 12.00 NOON WE WENT
	TO THE PEKING FOR LUNCH WHICH SHE PAID FOR WE THEN CAME BACK TO MY FLAT
	FOR A CUP OF COFFEE AND TO LET CAROL SEE MY NEW BABY BLACK MOLLY SHE
	LEFT TO GO HOME AT 3.15PM

Thursday October 26 1989:

	DISCOVERED ANOTHER 12 BABY BLACK MOLLIES

Wednesday November 22 1989:

	CAROL PHONED ME FOR ABOUT 15MINS.

Monday December 4 1989 (in pencil):

	POSSIBLE LUNCH DATE WITH CAROL SHIELDS THIS WEEK.

Monday December 11 1989 (in pencil):

	POSSIBLE LUNCH DATE WITH CAROL SHIELDS THIS WEEK.

Saturday December 23 1989:

	CAROL COMING DOWN 12PM.
	
	CAROL SHIELDS CAME TO MY FLAT TODAY AT 12-00 NOON  I LENT SPACEBALLS AND
	GHOSTBUSTERS TO CAROL.  CAROL GAVE ME A HUG AND A KISS AS SHE LEFT AT
	ABOUT 1-15PM.

Wednesday March 25 1992:

	CAROL PHONED ME FOR ABOUT 80MINS GIVING ME HER NEW PHONE NUMBER

Wednesday April 15 1992:

	PHONED CAROL FOR 55MINS TO ARRANGE LUNCH DATE

Wednesday April 22 1992:

	CAROL SHIELDS CAME ROUND AT 11AM TO GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY CARD AND THEN
	TO GO OUT FOR LUNCH SHE LEFT AGAN AT 3PM.

And that's the last time he mentions her - in 1993 he doesn't even write
her birthday in the diary, as he has done for previous years.  That note
is the last social interaction he ever records except for one (untimed)
phone call from a brother.

He used the back of the 1987 diary to write, using at least three different
blue ballpoint pens and a pencil:

	CAROL SHIELDS 7ST 13LB [in pencil]
	
	CAROL SHIELDS
[a work address at an office of the bank]

	CAROL SHIELDS ( NOT NOW IN USE).
[another work address at the bank]

	CAROL SHIELDS
[home address and phone]

	CAROL SHIELDS WEARS VERY SHORT NIGHTDRESSES.
	BORN 7TH APRIL 1955
	HEIGHT 5FT 2INS WEIGHT 7ST 13LB
	BROWN HAIR ORIGINALLY DYED BLONDE
	GREEN EYES
	BUILD - SLIM WITH VERY SMALL BREASTS.
	CAROL SHIELDS ALSO SUFFERS FROM A STOMACH ULCER.
	CAROL HAS TWO DAUGHTERS
	THE ELDEST JEAN IS 11 THIS YEAR
	THE YOUNGEST PETRA IS 7 THIS YEAR AND IS ATHSMATIC
	CAROL IS GOING INTO HOSPITAL IN MARCH 1989 FOR A HYSTERECTOMY AS A
	RESULT OF PROLONGED ILLNESS INCLUDING SEVERE DEPRESSION WHICH LEFT
	HER CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE ON SEVERAL OCCASSIONS.THE BLEEDING CAUSED
	BY HER ILLNESS LEFT HER AENEMIC AND WITH A WEIGHT LOSS OF 1 1/2 STONES.
	CAROL SHIELDS HAS A SMALL MOLE ABOUT 1/3 INCH IN DIAMETER ON THE
	OUTSIDE OF HER LEFT THIGH ABOUT 3 INCHES BELOW HER BOTTOM
	WHEN I VISITED CAROL SHIELDS IN HOSPITAL ON 20TH MARCH 1989 SHE WAS
	CONSTANTLY MOVING AROUND DUE TO HER EXTREME DISCOMFORT AND DURING HER
	MOVING AROUND I SAW HER NAKED LEFT THIGH AND ALMOST SAW HER BOTTOM
	WHEN I LEFT THE HOSPITAL SHE GAVE ME A HUG DURING WHICH SHE PLACED HER
	CHEEK AGAINST MINE

His yearly video time in hours:

	1987        1988        1989        1992        1993         Total   
   1620.63     2299.15     2121.43     1350.76     1019.57      8411.54


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